Rookies & Veterans

Rookie:     Loses his lunch at a homicide scene.

Veteran:    Eats his lunch at a homicide scene.

  

Rookie:     Uses McDonalds drive-thru so he won’t miss a call.

Veteran:    Spends 45 minutes drinking Coffee at Dunk’in Donuts.

  

Rookie:     You can’t read his nameplate because it’s polished so brightly.

Veteran:    Doesn’t wear one for liability reasons.

  

Rookie:     Puts too much into reports.

Veteran:    Doesn’t put enough into reports.

  

Rookie:     Loves foot pursuits.

Veteran:    Makes the rookie do foot pursuits.

  

Rookie:     Is given 40 hours training on communications at the academy.

Veteran:    Was given 40 rounds of ammunition when he left the academy.


Rookie:     Wants everyone to know he is a cop.

Veteran:    Doesn’t want anyone to know he is a cop.

  

Rookie:     Loves to find stolen vehicles.

Veteran:    Doesn’t care about stolen vehicles-unless someone is in them.


Rookie:     Can spot an expired tag at 50 yards.

Veteran:    Can’t spot anything at 50 yards.

  

Rookie:    Spends 2 hours on follow up.

Veteran:   Gives follow-ups to detectives.

  

Rookie:    Thinks every death is a homicide.

Veteran:   Thinks every death is a suicide.

  

Rookie:    Call the brass by their rank.

Veteran:   Calls the brass by their first name.

  

Rookie:    Carries a laptop computer.

Veteran:   Writes on his hand.

  

Rookie:   Checks out deserted spots in hope of finding a drug deal in progress.

Veteran:  Checks out deserted spots in hope of finding a place to sleep.